5 Acts - because sometimes you just need it bad, baby!

1. Post a list of your five favorite acts/kinks/themes/tropes to read about. Check out THIS LIST if you need some inspiration. At the bottom, add what fandoms/pairings you're interested in.
2. Go HERE and post a link to your list. Read other people's lists.
3. Write comment-fic (or longer pieces) based off of other people's lists. Post either the fics or a link to the fic in the person's post.

(So yes I know I don't need another challenge but drat it all I need some porn!)

Five Acts:

1. Oh-my-god-I-can't-believe-we're-alive sex. Adrenaline fueled and rough and dirty = yes please.
2. Shower sex. Nuff said.
3. Semi-public exhibitionist sex. With or without an accompanying voyeur. Though that can definitely be hot too.
4. Up against a wall sex. OMG this is one of my bulletproof kinks like whoa.
5. Vehicular sex. Cuz really - why not?

Fandoms: A much shorter list than usual but I just want a few of my hardcore couples/trios that I'm just flat craving right now:

Aliens: Ripley/Hicks
Avengers: Clint/Darcy, Clint/Natasha, Clint/Coulson, Clint/Natasha/Coulson
Blade Trinity: King/Abby
Doom: John/Sam (Yes I know it's incest but I just can't help it with these two!)
Firefly: River/Jayne, River/Riddick
Push: Nick/Cassie after she's legal
Resident Evil: Carlos/Alice, Alice/Claire, Carlos/Alice/Claire, Alice/Rain, Carlos/Alice/Rain
NuStarTrek: Bones/Chapel, Bones/Jim, Bones/Chapel/Jim
Random crossover: Gamble/Letty ala SWAT and Fast and the Furious

(Adding as askita gave me the idea - if you have read any of my FakeTV memes  http://hiddencait.livejournal.com/tag/fake%20tv and would like to 5 up some of those characters - I'd be game for that too! Just no slash or incest of those charas please!)

And as always - you could probably cross just about any of these characters together and I'd be good too - though note I tend to be more het and trio heavy than slash. I'm REALLY picky about my slash couples.

BTW, just a few things I flat do not EVER find sexy are noncon, mpreg, scat, and golden shower. Just can't do it so please don't add it if you fill for me!

Given:
1. "Tongue Tied" for sparrowshellcat - Ironman - Natasha/Pepper/Tony. Kinks: Ties, Genderbending,  http://sparrowshellcat.livejournal.com/127424.html?thread=216512#t216512

2. "Best Shot" for ariadnes_string - The Unusuals - Beaumont/Walsh. Kinks: Impact play and voice kink
http://ariadnes-string.livejournal.com/128641.html?thread=2638977#t2638977

3. "Walls - Can You Keep a Secret" for morrigans_eve - Stargate Atlantis - Evan Lorne/Laura Cadman. Kinks: Matchmaking and female-as-dominant
http://morrigans-eve.livejournal.com/184064.html?thread=1169664#t1169664

Received:
1. "Reminders" by nightswhisper - Push - Nick/Cassie. Kinks: Wallsex, Glad-we're-alive-sex http://hiddencait.livejournal.com/57064.html?thread=436712#t436712

2. "Free" by emerald_embers - Doom - John/Sam. Kinks: Glad-we're-alive-sex, Showersex, Wallsex
http://hiddencait.livejournal.com/57064.html?thread=437992#t437992

And one more by the way - if any of my flist has lists, point me to them! I'll try to fill for yall if I share any fandoms!

Fic Rec: The Unusuals "The Delicate Art of Partnercare"

The Link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/360792

OMG I cannot even get a coherant rec out right now due to me laughing so hard. It is every single bit as hysterical as the snippet promises to be. Just... just go lol   Seriously here is the snippet/summary:

"Wait, wait," Casey says into her cell. "Say what you just said again."

"Come on, Schraeger, keep up here," Walsh answers. "I said, I need you to do me a favor and go by that high-end sex shop over in Soho and buy me a vibrator."