hiddencait | Entries tagged with jeremy renner this is all your fault

This is my first entry for Kink Bingo over at Dreamwidth, and whoops this one isn't very kinky at all lol. Oh well, hope it's still fun!

Title:Strays
Fandom: 28 Weeks Later
Pairing: Doyle/Tammy (pre-ship)
Prompt: Animal Play - used very VERY losely lol
Wordcount: 712
Rating: T

( To think he'd once called her a mere puppy... )

So saw it loved it have no freaking idea what to say now... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm *snuggles all of the movie*

The best part was that the trailer totally utterly didn't really give us ANYTHING and didn't do so in the best way possible. Tis wondermous. So very very wondermous.

*snuggles him again*

So I am off ALL of next week which is freaking awesome, even more so because my betaluv

askita will be arriving tomorrow to stay for the rest of my staycation.

I did have to go in for 5 hours of overtime this morning, but after that the day took a rather lovely turn.

My dad decided (in a sober moment no less!) to transfer money to my bank account so I could treat myself to getting my car detailed so that when I'm driving my chicas around they won't be stuck in the horrendously dirty car. It took like an hour longer than they said, but seriously this is the cleanest my car has been since BEFORE I bought it. Like, my windows were tripping me out because they were clear enough that I literally could not see them! LOL.

...course now it looks like it's going to rain, but hey we needed it, and better yet, this place actually gives 4 day rainchecks where you can go back with you receipt and get a do-over if it rains. Whoot!

Also, they had free concessions for a charity donation AND a chair massage guy that worked for tips. My 10-15 minute massage ended up closer to 30 as no one else was waiting for one. I tipped him $15 and felt it was well well worth it!

So now I'm home again and trying to figure out what to do with the rest of my weekend. I really DESPERATELY need to work on my

het_bigbang story as I have only 3k of the 25k required, but I'm having a hard time getting inspiration for the part 2 of the 6 parts. Tis a quandary but hopefully I can push past it.

( Le sigh... )

So stuff and things!

First Fing! I have FINALLY gotten to post my second ever completed BigBang for

bigbang_mixup and I am totally freaking impressed with both myself for having finished it and with the mix I got to write for and with the gorgeous art that was made for the mix and story. Made of love yall. Made of love. So yeah, if yall are bored and in the mood for some Pushfic with Nick/Cassie and ALL THE ACTION SCENES, then feel free to scamper over. It's here on LJ http://hiddencait.livejournal.com/63402.html and over here on AO3 http://archiveofourown.org/works/440398/chapters/750926 Hopefully you enjoy - and if not I know you'll enjoy the pretty. No really - take a look if you don't believe me!:
( Nick/Cassie ftw. F. T. W. )

Second fing! On a similar BigBang related note, I am DETERMINED to get some more of my

het_bigbang fic going this weekend. I have a whopping 1100 words of the required 28k and I just need to get my ass in gear already damn it! To help me with it, I've joined up with

fic_rush which is basically a 48 hour marathon of fanfic insanity that started roughly 20 minutes ago. I'm totally diving in for Hour 2 and my goal is to at the VERY least get the first "chapter" done. And with 6 chapters to take up the total 25, that's roughly 4 k min per chapter. So 3k for the weekend is my very very lowest goal. I will love it if I kick that goal's ass of course, but for now, that's the plan. Of course the farther I get with the writing, the closer I get to these two stupid faces on each other's stupid faces. How's that for some encouragement??
( Such sexy stupid faces... )

Third fing! I will not be only writing this weekend though - as I have lots to do around the house as *insertsdrumgirlandflailycaity* week after next my betaluv

askita is invading my house for the whole week!!! She is even in Texas as we speak which gets me all flaily. The crazy fangirls shall unite! Which could equal massive amounts of mayhem, possible Avengers drinking games, and for sure a postapocalyptic photoshoot with several OTHER fangirls including my other best chica the darling

kymyume. Sadly Kym couldn't get off work so we only have her in our clutches for the weekend. But that's probably for the best. I think the universe might implode if we had the three of us in one spot for longer than that. But yeah, so I'll be puttering around the house in between writing sprints. Here's hoping I can be all kinds of productive!

Fourth fing! OK so I totally did a fangirl cave and bought The Cape. You know that epically cheesy comicbook style show that got cut after only 10 eps? Yeah I totally did. Though in my defense it was only because my mother had a $15 Barnes and Nobles gift card she couldn't use, and the DVD was exactly that. And yes I know just how bad of a sign it is that the show was only $15 to buy lol. I just.. gah it's too much fun. Plus once again, I had shipper thoughts like whoa. Shame the fandom is so tiny and the current members of the fandom were lead by such a possessive bitch. I'd love to actually write for it but after being told what I "wasn't allowed to write in their fandom" I have a hard time working up the effort. But the scenery's still pretty, so I'll prolly be able to have it on for mindless fun. For reasons... namely these two:
( The Cape and Orwell being hot )

Hmmm I need a Fifth Fing!

seren_ccd How do you always manage to have five whole fings??? Oh! I managed to win actual money off of 2 scratch off lottery tickets in a row for a total of $28 bucks! Hows that for random? I never EVER win money. I am crossing my fingers though - I also dropped off a box fan today for my favorite radio station's fan drive for the elderly. Every person who donated gets put in a drawing for a new Heating/AC system. I highly HIGHLY doubt I will win, but man that would be awesome if I did!!!

But yeah, that was five and I think I'm out of babble.. enjoy the pretties though. What are yall up to this weekend anyway?

Spoilers for both franchises ahead!!!

( Jeremy Renner and Michelle Rodriguez... seriously, seriously sexy... )

The Link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/360792

OMG I cannot even get a coherant rec out right now due to me laughing so hard. It is every single bit as hysterical as the snippet promises to be. Just... just go lol Seriously here is the snippet/summary:

"Wait, wait," Casey says into her cell. "Say what you just said again."
"Come on, Schraeger, keep up here," Walsh answers. "I said, I need you to do me a favor and go by that high-end sex shop over in Soho and buy me a vibrator."

*flails* So just freaking saw the new trailer that was aired at the Superbowl (that I totally forgot was yesterday actually.. oops?) and actually ended up seeing it 3 times as I was grinning like a loon and kept hitting the rewind button. Oh yes, I was that girl.

And holy crap it looks better and better with every glimpse of shit we see. I'm even more excited than I was previously and that is really REALLY hard to imagine for me.

However, there could be one small problem. Or rather one ridiculously large and leaving Caity in a sobbing mess on whoever's shoulder that I drag with me sort of problem.

Why you ask? In the new trailer we see the delicious Hawkeye, apparently FALLING OFF A FUCKING BUILDING BACKWARD and, of course as he is epically badass, still shooting.

This is not good, kittens. Seriously.

You see I have this nasty problem in that the majority of the time when I'm watching a movie and start crushing on a side character, THEY DIE HORRIBLY AND/OR HEROICALLY. Seriously one, the other, or freaking both.

Jeremy Renner has already been one of the culprits of this particular trend more than once.

( Spoilers for other Renner fandom deaths )

Seriously yall... this worries me!!!!

*clings to Jeremy in leather and thinks she needs to go watch more Unusuals as she knows for a fact he survives in that* The show didn't... but he did!!!

So yet another set for the Drabble Challenge over at FFN - this time for Clint Barton ala The Avengers.

...And yes I'm mildly in lust with Jeremy Renner - why do you ask?

( 10 Drabbles Below! )

...or yet more ways I've lost my ever loving mind.

So, remember dear flist how I was idiotic enough to claim not one but two mixes for

bigbang_mixup? I was well aware of the fact that it was likely a mistake for me to take on so much, but did it stop me? Hell no.

Did common sense stop me from diving headlong into

crossbigbang when I saw it pimped? Not really. Though, in my defense - it almost did. I ran like hell from the bang that was so clearly tailored for my crossoverkink. Then my betaluv

askita and i realized we could actually co-author. Cue another bang on my list.

And now... oh dear god now, I seem to have signed up for

crossbigbang yet again and now BY MYSELF. And yes, it's freaking Jeremy Renner's fault. Cuz hell, clearly my brain is determined to write crossovers for him, and this one in particular. *headdesk*

So, just to keep things neat and tidy, here is the Banging list with dates of crazy!Caity (also known as due dates):

( lots and lots of banging... )

.....So all told I have oh... 45k to work on by this summer? *headdesks again*

Oh! BTW, for those of you who are all icony-talented, I really think I need an icon with Jeremy's stupid face and the words "All his fault." As far as which version of his face, I'm really pretty easy lol. Though I suppose it would make sense for crossbang encouragement if it was either Brandt from Ghost Protocol or Sgt Doyle from 28 Weeks Later. Seriously, I'll offer a decent length like... at least 1k of a requested one shot in one of my various fandoms for it!

Note: if the fandom includes Jeremy, there's probably a good chance it will get written faster. Damn him and his sexy.

So clearly I've never met a bandwagon on ffn I didn't like, but who can blame me? After all, this time said bandwagon is sporting Jeremy Renner, and his behind is a sight I can totally get myself behind. And hey, at least I did in fact accomplish something writerly yesterday right? Right.

Blame to one alex_kade for dragging me into this little challenge, and thanks to my betacreature askita for looking over this even though she hasn't seem the movie yet. (And yes, I'm trying to convince her... she's just a little stubborn apparently.)

BTW, as always when I post to FANfiction dot net, I don't own a damned thing here.

( 10 drabbles below! )

So I ended writing far more of these than I expected with prolly 1500 words total, but DAMNED if he ain't fun to play with. Also, apparently my brain really likes the image of him and Michelle Rodriguez in the same place. Hello crossover opportunities!

( Drive Me Mad - SWAT/Fast & Furious crossover - Brian Gamble & Letty Ortiz )

( The Old “Make Out to Fake Out the Bad Guys” Ploy - Avengers - Clint Barton/Darcy Lewis )

( Training Sessions and Placing Your Bets - Avengers - Hawkeye/Black Widow )

( A Revitalizing Opportunity - Avengers/Resident Evil crossover - Clint Barton & Rain Ocampo )

( Interdepartmental Cooperation - a RED/Mission Impossible Ghost Protocol cross - Brandt and Cooper )

So I need to try to work on my mixbangs today, but Jeremy Renner has moved into my brain and taken up residence. It's gotten worse as I stumbled upon links of him singing and playing the piano. Seriously I'm doomed, and he's joined the list of my favorite men.

That said, I think I need to write at least a little drabble or two to try to momentarily purge the obsession long enough to work on other stuff. So give me prompts guys:

Fandoms that I've seen Jeremy Renner in:

Thor/Avengers trailer: Hawkeye/Clint Barton

Mission Impossible Ghost Protocol: William Brandt

The Unusuals (TV show): Detective Jason Walsh

SWAT: Brian Gamble

And as alway crossovers work for me - but I seriously need the prompt part!