Dear AU Exchange Writer

 

Dear Writer,

You are amazing. I want to tell you that up front, because you are.

Please don’t stress about this assignment. Just the fact that you are writing for any of these fandoms in the first place will make me ridiculously happy. Also, I love gifts in general, so I’ll be chuffed to get a prize of any shape and size. I know this letter is ridiculously long as again I love these fandoms, but don’t let that scare you off.

The only thing I do ask is that my No-Thanks list be avoided.

No thanks:  On the page infertility and/or miscarriage of major characters, discussion of plagues/pandemics, slave worlds, demon-possession, mind control, prostitution, noncon, dubcon major character death unless part of canon, infidelity unless part of canon, love triangles/jealousy focus (I am far more fond of OT3ing it up), characters de-aged/aged back up during the story (if you make one of the characters a child, make them “canon” children for that story if that makes sense), crackfic, gangster/mob, noir settings, Modern AUs that remove canon SFF elements, amnesia, loss of limb/amputations, mpreg, underage/adult relationships, gender swap, teacher/student relationships, focus on drug abuse/alcoholism, or non-canon sibling incest. Please no 2nd person or 1st person POVs this time.

For M-rated fics, please no knife play/blood play/gun play (only in a sexual context – canon level plot/action violence is fine), scat, watersports, rape-as-fantasy-scenes, anal for M/F pairings, and any kind of direct blow in a sexual connotation, including spanking/flogging.

Yes Please: Post-apocalypse, slice of life/domestic/curtainfic, epistolary stories, found family, crossovers with characters ending up at the Gertrude Hunt of Ilona Andrews’ Innkeeper Chronicles series, outsider POVs, supernatural elements like hauntings/werewolves/fae/etc., badass chicks and men who respect/lust after them for it, fixit fics to bring back killed off characters, fics where characters have kids and are adorable parents, or 5 and 1 style fics.

I’m definitely OK with an M-rating, and for smutty fics, I particularly love dirty talk, a clear top ordering their bottom around, hair-pulling, restraint i.e.: ropes/shibari/handcuffs/holding partner down, wall sex, shower sex, cramped vehicular sex, biting/marking (without major blood being drawn), mate bonds, “OMG we didn’t die” sex, and “sharing body heat” leading to sex.

Optional Re Crossovers: I also wanted to specifically mention that crossovers between any of my requested fandoms would be awesome if that’s your thing.

 

Fandoms: (All AU options below were applied to all the fandoms just FYI):

 

Harry Potter

Hermione Granger/Harry Potter

Hermione Granger/Viktor Krum

 

Pride and Prejudice

Charlotte Lucas/Elizabeth Bennet

Elizabeth Bennet/Fitzwilliam Darcy

Jane Bennet/Charles Bingley

Mary Bennet/Anne de Bourgh

Mary Bennet/William Collins

 

Terminator

Sarah Connor/Kyle Reese

 

Walking Dead

Daryl Dixon/Beth Greene

 

Stargate SG-1

Daniel Jackson/Vala Mal Doran

Samantha “Sam” Carter/Jack O’Neill

 

AU Options:

 

All: Arranged Marriage AU

ALL: Black Jewels AU

All: Character Is A Member Of The Addams Family

All: Character takes care of or adopts a child from another canon

ALL: Dinotopia AU

ALL: Dragon Rider AU

ALL: Hogwarts professor AU

ALL: Modern Urban Fantasy AU

ALL: Pacific Rim AU

All: Post-Apocalypse

ALL: Regency AU

ALL: Sentinel AU

All: Western AU

ALL: Weird West AU
ALL: Working in a sanctuary for magical creatures

 

Whew that’s it, I think! I’m impressed if you managed to read through all of this ridiculously long letter, but I appreciate it if you did and I’m so so excited to see what you come up with!