The Crack Character Meme

Here we go ... One seriously cracky meme as stolen from morrigans_eve

The Rules
I've written down a list of 15 characters.

You choose however many of those you like and ask me a question about them. Examples: "What happens when 5 and 9 are forced to take care of a baby?" or "1, 4, and 8 walk into a bar. What happens next?" or "What does 3 do when she finds out that 10 is pregnant with 7's child?" You get the idea. :D

I'll tell you about these scenarios.

You can ask more than one question. In fact, I'd prefer if you did!

I cannot guarantee when your prompt will be answered or how long it will be, or if there will be a sequel to anything written from these prompts.

BTW, there are boys and girls scattered all over so slash could occur - if you DON'T want to chance that, just let me know and I'll give you the specific breakdown of male to femme.

Otherwise, let the madness occur!

OMFREAKINGGOD MICHAEL BIEHN IN AUSTIN!!!!

Warning: your normally semi-coherant Cait has now dissolved into a puddle of fangirl squee. We will return momentarily with a hopefully kinder, gentler, saner young lady.

.....*minutes pass*....

OK so not getting any calmer anytime soon so fuck it I'm squeeing baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Freaking Michael Biehn is going to be in Austin this Friday at Alamo Drafthouse for a screening of Aliens *flails again* and his new movie The Divide which looks to be a freaking awesome if terrifying mindfuck of a postapocalypse film. I will probably whimper and hide my eyes and totally embarrass poor sourpony but she's the one who told me about this so really it's all her fault anyway.

asldkjflksjdflkdajssldfkja sj *squees again*

Here, have a trailer for The Divide - it will freak you out and be awesome!  (edit: have a link cuz apparenlty LJ is being stupid) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaLpieSNIfk