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hiddencaitSo I need to try to work on my mixbangs today, but Jeremy Renner has moved into my brain and taken up residence. It's gotten worse as I stumbled upon links of him singing and playing the piano. Seriously I'm doomed, and he's joined the list of my favorite men.
That said, I think I need to write at least a little drabble or two to try to momentarily purge the obsession long enough to work on other stuff. So give me prompts guys:
Fandoms that I've seen Jeremy Renner in:
Thor/Avengers trailer: Hawkeye/Clint Barton
Mission Impossible Ghost Protocol: William Brandt
The Unusuals (TV show): Detective Jason Walsh
SWAT: Brian Gamble
And as alway crossovers work for me - but I seriously need the prompt part!
That said, I think I need to write at least a little drabble or two to try to momentarily purge the obsession long enough to work on other stuff. So give me prompts guys:
Fandoms that I've seen Jeremy Renner in:
Thor/Avengers trailer: Hawkeye/Clint Barton
Mission Impossible Ghost Protocol: William Brandt
The Unusuals (TV show): Detective Jason Walsh
SWAT: Brian Gamble
And as alway crossovers work for me - but I seriously need the prompt part!
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Date: 2012-01-07 11:31 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-01-08 01:30 am (UTC)I should probably get myself an icon of one of his roles eventually.. he's definitely added himself to my "I'll chase them via any fandom I can" harem lol
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Date: 2012-01-08 12:08 am (UTC)Training Sessions and Placing Your Bets - did not end up shippery in the slightest - sorry?
Date: 2012-01-08 08:11 pm (UTC)And it wasn’t that Clint wasn’t a healthy specimen of a badass himself, but hand to hand combat wasn’t his specialty. At least not like it was her’s.
Still, he could pull off a draw with her occasionally, which was better than half the other head cases on this team. But he knew damned well he couldn’t beat her.
Clint stretched carefully and tried not to get distracted by the catcalls when he stripped off his shirt, not wanting even that slight restriction to his movement.
Then he stepped out onto the mat and sighed. This was going to hurt.
Approximately 4 moves later (and it might have been more like 5-6 but he just couldn’t be sure with as fast as Natasha moved), he was flat on his back on the mat. He groaned, and thought that at least he’d been right about one thing: it had definitely hurt.
He forced himself to roll over and struggle to his feet. He just had to get up three times, and then he could give up and get the hell out of dodge.
At least, he was pretty sure that was the bet he’d told Darcy to make for him. Fuck if he could be sure of anything after that last blow to the head.
Re: Training Sessions and Placing Your Bets - did not end up shippery in the slightest - sorry?
Date: 2012-01-09 08:57 am (UTC)Re: Training Sessions and Placing Your Bets - did not end up shippery in the slightest - sorry?
Date: 2012-01-11 02:00 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-01-08 09:51 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-01-08 05:11 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-01-08 05:22 pm (UTC)And did you see Thor? Cuz Hawkeye wasn't credited but was in it for just a little bit. He was the guy up in the bucket with the bow all in position to snipe Thor, but being all snarky at Coulson instead. *swoons*
Man I need an icon...
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Date: 2012-01-08 06:12 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-01-08 07:52 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-01-08 09:51 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-01-08 06:23 pm (UTC)The Old “Make Out to Fake Out the Bad Guys” Ploy
Date: 2012-01-08 07:50 pm (UTC)Before he can ask what exactly she’s doing, she’s stripped off her sweater to reveal a tiny little tank top. He has just enough time to realize her collection of bulky sweaters have been finding a truly criminal set of breasts and then she shoves him back against a wall and proceeds to kiss the shit out of him. There’s a brief moment of confusion, but he’s a quick study, after all, and he catches up and begins to kiss her back with very little hesitation.
Clint’s got his hands on her ass (which is just as impressive as her breasts, by the way), and his mouth latched on to her neck when she suddenly pulls away to peek around the edge of the alley again, leaving him staring after her in shock.
“Hey, I think they bought it,” she says, sounding pretty damned proud of herself.
“Huh?” He’s blaming the tank top for his lack of brain cells, but she doesn’t seem to notice.
“The guys who were chasing us? The reason I pulled you over here?” She huffs and picks her sweater off the box she’d tossed it on, much to Clint’s dismay. “Haven’t you ever seen a spy movie? The whole ‘make out to fake out the bad guys’ trick is a classic.”
He debates on telling her that he actually doesn’t watch much in the way of spy movies, but one, he doubts she’d believe him, and two, it really doesn’t matter all that much.
What does matter is that this ploy is a tactic he can totally approve of. He peeks out past her back the way they came, and then reaches out to grab her sweater before she can put it back on.
“They could come back,” he says with a smirk and backs her up against the wall.
(And no idea why that ended up in present tense but I like it that way lol)
Re: The Old “Make Out to Fake Out the Bad Guys” Ploy
Date: 2012-01-08 08:54 pm (UTC)Re: The Old “Make Out to Fake Out the Bad Guys” Ploy
Date: 2012-01-08 08:56 pm (UTC)And yeah - he's just too darned cute when he's confuckled lol.
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Date: 2012-01-08 09:51 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-01-08 07:45 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-01-08 07:48 pm (UTC)And are you up for crossover goodness? Cuz I think a William Cooper and William Brandt showdown and/or team project would be delightful! *beams*
William and William
Date: 2012-01-08 09:03 pm (UTC)***
Will Cooper was always surprised to remember that he enjoyed DC in the spring as he watched a family of ducks make their way across a pond not to far from the office. He heard footsteps approach and he did his best to conceal his grin.
Someone sat down next to him and said, "So, what's this I hear about you getting your ass handed to you by some old guy?"
Will Cooper chuckled. "Fuck you, Brandt. What's this I hear about you falling down some air shaft wearing chain mail?"
William Brandt shrugged. "The things we gotta do for our country, man. How's the family?"
"Loud and getting bigger," Will said not bothering to hide the pride and love in his voice. "What's this about you being back in the field?"
"Opportunity knocked," William said. "I'm just finally getting around to answering."
"Right." Will reached into his briefcase and pulled out a memory stick. "I got you the intel you asked for. And do not make this a habit, asshole. Just because we hung out at that place that time does not make us bosom buddies."
"Aw, shucks," William said taking the memory stick and smirking. "And you've got such a nice bosom, Cooper."
"Fuck you."
"Fuck you, back. Love to Michelle and the hellions."
"Yeah, yeah. Try not to die."
"Back atcha."
William got up and left the park while Will went back to watching the ducks in the pond and wondering if the kids would like to go fishing that weekend.
Re: William and William
Date: 2012-01-08 09:37 pm (UTC)And dude.. as I should have expected with both Karl and Jeremy in one prompt - I ended up writing one too lol
Interdepartmental Cooperation
Taking in the sight the man in front of him, one who easily had a couple inches on him both in height and in the breadth of the shoulders, Brandt resisted the urge to swallow. He’d heard of Cooper – he was one hell of an agent and not one Brandt ever wanted to be on opposite sides from during a mission.
But this just went to show how rarely Brandt actually got what he wanted.
He smiled, this time letting the nerves show clearly in the tremor in the smile, and tried to look like the mild mannered and slightly socially awkward Chief Analyst he’d forced himself to be not too long ago. With any luck, Cooper would dismiss him as not a threat. That was likely the only chance Brandt would have for holding his own if it came to hand to hand combat getting out of there.
And Brandt had to get out of there – he had the intel he’d been sent to recover from the Back Room, and there wasn’t much chance of Hunt or Carter getting in the building in time to help if things went wrong.
Cooper glanced at his ID badge and nodded and waved him away absently, and Brandt let out an almost imperceptible sigh of relief.
Then Cooper half turned to look at him again, and Brandt could see the sudden tense set to the taller man’s shoulders that said the game was up. Brandt sighed again, this time in resignation.
So much for the easy way out.
Re: William and William
Date: 2012-01-08 09:57 pm (UTC)Re: William and William
Date: 2012-01-08 11:38 pm (UTC)